Lazer X-RAY VISON
The ultimate see through eyewear for daily use.
Johnny UnstoppableThe x-ray glasses made me more of an 'outdoor' kind of person.Love it.
ElixiR V2 180ml
The cure for Space AIDS.
Also it heals Ordinary AIDS and it is an inhibitor for Black Matter AIDS.
Franky FearlessMe and my sexrobot are swingers. This elixir saved our lives on multiple occasions.
Handi KwakDidn't cure my duck AIDS.This shit system does not allow me to give zero stars :(
SIM CARD (subscription)
18.95 every month
SIM card subscription for interdimensional communication.
Unlimited use of the network at no extra cost.
Compatible with your earth phone.
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The Golden Penguin
Lazer Animal - Import/Export
The penguin that lays 25 carat golden eggs every 2 months. With a life span of 20 years it can lay over 120 golden eggs. Each egg weighs between 1kg and 1,5kg.
Jacky O'ConnorLike many suburban homeowners, i like to kill and eat wild animals that populate my backyard. To keep it sportif, I hunt naked, with my teeth and long sharpened fingernails as my
only weapon. I've feasted on squirrel, raccoon, vole and numerous songbirds. But there is nothing better than to chasea penguin that's worth 3.5 million Flabbs while the rising sun reflects on my bare butt cheeks.Thanks Lazer Store for the fabulous experience!I'm gonna recommend this to all of my flesh feasting friends.
Lazer Fire Arms
The Classic Laser Gun.
An authentic feeling. Effective. 100% Acurate and very reliable
JayJay McMasterGreat gun. It not only kills the prey but at the same time grills it.
ORULA Z CORE 7
The Orula Z Core 7 brainchip is the smallest in size and has the fasted processing powers. The ultimate upgrade for the humain brain. It has 32 Geop Byte on the hard disk, 8 Geop Byte RAM memory and is securute by a cometwall security.
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